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aluminum showerA party or similar event at which aluminum household items are given, as for a wedding.Rate it:

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as fine as Dick's hatbandVery fine: very good or well-made.Rate it:

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as queer as Dick's hatbandVery queer: very unusual or strange.Rate it:

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as tight as Dick's hatbandVery tight, whetherRate it:

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coke dickA penis that is flaccid as a result of cocaine-induced erectile dysfunction.Rate it:

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coke dickErectile dysfunction caused by cocaine use.Rate it:

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cómeme el rabosuck my dick, bite meRate it:

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cómeme la pollasuck my dick, bite meRate it:

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crystal dickA penis that is flaccid as a result of methamphetamine or other drug use.Rate it:

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crystal dickErectile dysfunction caused by methamphetamine use or other drug use.Rate it:

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dick allNothing at all, or very little.Rate it:

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dick aroundTo waste time on an unproductive activity.Rate it:

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dick milksemenRate it:

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dick munchidiot, foolish person.Rate it:

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dickyA hat, especially a stiff hat or derby, and a straw hat.Rate it:

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êtes-vous de la noce?Are you one of the wedding party?Rate it:

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Every Tom, Dick, and HarryAnyone ordinary; every possible personRate it:

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frozen stiffwas so shockRate it:

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goldene hochzeitIt's a German phrase that literally translates to "Golden Wedding", but means that 50th anniversary of someone's wedding.Rate it:

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goodbye cruel worldA call said before taking a stiff drink, especially a shot of vodka.Rate it:

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goodbye, cruel worldA call said before taking a stiff drink, especially a shot of vodka.Rate it:

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in the reign of queen dickWhen pigs fly; never.Rate it:

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Keep a Stiff Upper LipTo be strong and resilient in difficulty or in troubleRate it:

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le tiers et le quartTom, Dick, and Harry.Rate it:

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limp dickA weak person.Rate it:

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on l'a reçu comme un chien dans un jeu de quillesHe was as welcome as a dog at a wedding.Rate it:

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pencil dickA thin penisRate it:

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penny weddingA wedding at which the guests contribute payments to help cover the cost of the event and to benefit the newly-married couple.Rate it:

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shotgun weddingA wedding in which the bride is already pregnant.Rate it:

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spotted dicksuet puddingRate it:

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stand up withIn a wedding ceremony, to serve as best man or as maid of honor or as an official witness for (someone).Rate it:

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starched as an ironing boardMeans you're stiff unable to bend/flex properlyRate it:

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stick one's dick in crazyFor a man to have sex with another person deemed insane or otherwise undesirableRate it:

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stick up one's assA stiff, stern, uptight, or humorless manner.Rate it:

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stiff as a wedding dickSomething is very hardRate it:

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stiff upper lipThe quality of being resolute and showing self-restraint, associated with stereotypical British people.Rate it:

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stiffen upTo become rigid, tense or stiff.Rate it:

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suck my dickAlternative form of suck my cockRate it:

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swallow the dickTo use long words without knowledge of their meaning.Rate it:

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tighter than Dick's hatbandAlternative form of as tight as Dick's hatbandRate it:

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till death do us partA common phrase said between the bride and the groom at a Christian wedding, indicating togetherness and commitment.Rate it:

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Tom, Dick or HarryAnybody or everybody; random or unknown people.Rate it:

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wedding ringjewellery itemRate it:

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wedding-cakeExtremely ornateRate it:

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whiskey dickImpotence caused by heavy drinking.Rate it:

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white weddingA wedding in which the bride is still a virgin.Rate it:

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with one's dick in one's handIn a state of being unprepared, powerless, or idle.Rate it:

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