Phrases.com »

Phrases related to: i shit you not Page #19

Yee yee! We've found 3,190 phrases and idioms matching i shit you not.

Sort:RelevancyA - Z
hay que joderseyou're kidding me; crap; holy crapRate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
hay que jodersewould you believe it; fuck meRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
he aquívoilà; here you have; beholdRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
he who hesitates is lostone who is not quick to act gets left behind.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
he's unconsciousIndicates that a male person is currently not conscious.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
head scratchersomething you can't figure out; a conundrum; something puzzling for which you don't know the answerRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
head-emptierAnything mindless; something that does not involve thinking.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
head-onDirect, abrupt, blunt or unequivocal; not prevaricating.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
heads I win, tails you loseSaid to describe a conflict in which someone has a particular advantage from the start.Rate it:

(1.75 / 4 votes)
health is wealthIf you don't have your health you have nothingRate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
healthy as a horseIf you're as healthy as a horse, you're strong and in a very good health condition.Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
hear ofTo become aware of through second-hand knowledge, or not through personal experience.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
heard that!Something you wholeheartedly agree onRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
heaven forbidTo say that one hopes that something does not happen.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hell mend someoneExpressing exasperation at someone whose behavior is likely to result in trouble but who will not heed warnings.Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
hen's toothAnything not naturally occuring.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
here be dragonsA place/thing that has not yet been ventured; unfamiliar territoryRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
here you areSaid when you hand something over to someone or do a favour to them, usually to draw the recipient's attention to the exchange; Equivalent to “thank you” when receiving something..Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
here you goAlternative form of here you are.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
here's looking at youA toast made to a friend or acquaintance when drinking an alcoholic beverage.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hic liber est de amicitia (not agit) or hoc libro agitur de am.the book treats of friendship.Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
hic rhodus, hic salta(politics) Prove what you can do, here and now.Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
hidden in plain sightSeemingly hidden, but actually not hidden and easy to find.Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
hide one's light under a bushelFor a person to keep some talent or skill hidden from other people. The tone is that a person having a talent which they can be proud of ought not hide it.Rate it:

(4.00 / 5 votes)
Hide or HairSomething that is not to be seen or found, something or someone who is lost, missing or hidingRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
high fiveWhen someone says "high five" they are asking you to give them a high five--to tap the palm of your hand against the palm of their same hand over your heads as you face each other; same as saying "give me a high five"; a gesture of agreement or celebration, like between winning team membersRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
high horseTo show in your actions and expressions that you are superior to others, arrogant and haughtyRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hindsight is 20/20(idiomatic) In hindsight things are obvious that were not obvious from the outset; one is able to evaluate past choices more clearly than at the time of the choice.Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
hippo birdie two ewehappy birthday to youRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
his temporibus, nostra (hac) aetate, nostra memoria, his (not nostris) diebusin our time; in our days.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Hit Below the BeltOne not showing sportsman spirit rather using unfair tactics to win the gameRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hit the nail on the head!To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Hit the SpotRelated to food or drink something that refreshes you and satisfy your taste budsRate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
hits pretty close to homehaving a direct personal effect on you.Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
hoc (not tantum) certum estthis much is certain.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hoc in te reprehendo (not ob eam rem)I blame this in you; I censure you for this.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hoc mihi tecum convēnit (Att. 6. 1. 14)I agree with you there.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hoc vocabulum generis neutri (not neutrius) est)this word is neuter.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hoi polloithe masses, the general populace, the common people; in America it can carry a negative connotation depending on the context (as though commoners don't belong amongst the rich (high society) but it is not inherently derogatoryRate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Hold a Candle toLow grade or low standard, inferior and not comparable to someone in talent and abilityRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hold on to your seatPrepare for: something exciting or unexpected, e.g. a bumpy ride, a shocking revelation, “you may want to avert your eyes”Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hold one's waternot have to pee; try not to urinateRate it:

(1.00 / 1 vote)
hold one's breathTo inhale and then intentionally close the epiglottis so that one's breath is not exhaled.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hold up one's endI'm holding up my end and you had better hold up yours.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
hold your fireDo not discharge your weapon. Used originally for weapons needing a spark or lighting of a fuse to ignite gunpowder, now sometimes used to mean any weapon launching a projectile.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
holy crapAn expression of amazement: holy cow, holy shit.Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
holy cricketIn shock, terrified, etc. Saying it that will make you almost petrified or Stunned.Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
holy shitExpression of terror, awe, surprise, shock, etc., often at something seen for the first time or remembered immediately before using this term.Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
home is where you hang your hatRather than feeling nostalgic or sentimental, one should simply accept any place where one happens to reside as one's home.1948, Ruth L. Yorck, "D.P.Rate it:

(1.00 / 1 vote)
honey doesn't fly to the bee. wheat does not make bread.the dream doesn't come to you.AttitudeRate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

We need you!

Help us build the largest human-edited phrases collection on the web!

Alternative searches for i shit you not:

Quiz

Are you a phrases master?

»
Eat your _________ out.
A ribs
B intestines
C heart
D stomach

Browse Phrases.com

#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ